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It's All About Semantics ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(Discussion) Created:(3/19/2003 6:38:00 PM)
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It has been said that English is the hardest of all languages to learn and I can easily see how that is very likely true. Ask anyone who is trying or has tried to learn it. Think of all of the people that you encounter who speak in broken English if they speak any at all. As if it wasn't hard enough already, there are those who are perfectly capable of being fluent if they just wanted to but, instead, they opt to butcher the language for some reason whether it's in 'net talk' or 'street slang' or both.

So many words sound exactly the same yet they have different meanings and aren't spelled the same. That reminds me of the way some foreign languages utilize little squiggles in lieu of what we know to be easily recognizable letters. I have fantasized about a comical verbal debate about euthanasia. There would be one clueless person who would be staunchly defending the 'youth in Asia' and asking why anyone would be against them. The idea is strangely funny to me. We frequently go around here singing the old song, Secret Agent Man. We, however, change the words to, Secret Asian Man. Those are just two examples which relate to the Far East. What we're talking about here has nothing at all to do with countries or cultures, though. It's just about words and nothing more.

A pair is not a pear. Neither is pare. What would you do if you had to pare a pair of pears? Would you proceed without giving it a second thought or would you scratch you head and wonder what the heck was going on? If you consider the French language (now widely known as the Freedom Language), there is also pere. Can you see how confusing that is? Mon pere pared a pair of pears. Huh? Okay, then. If you say so.

Have you noticed how odd our language is sometimes? Do you have any examples of that?

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Date: 3/19/2003 6:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 16538    Hahaha like the Freedom language thing I got it ;) I've talked to alot of foriegn exchange students that can speak it well.  
Date: 3/19/2003 6:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, Big Tex. :)  
Date: 3/19/2003 6:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 54444    All I can think of here is that when I was about eight years old my older siblings took me to a movie. My first horror movie. But I didn't know then that FRANKENSREIN was a scary movie. I had seen Abbot and Costello movies and Laurel and Hardy movies. when I looked at the movie billboard I thought I was going to see another couplet called Frank and Stein. I was prepared to laugh but instead I lived for a week with the worst nightmares I have ever had. LOL  
Date: 3/19/2003 6:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 43186    The knight bade everyone good night as he retired. Look they're over there, but it's ok, because the ball is their's. That's all you get...it's late and I am tired..LOL...Good point post!! Hugs,  
Date: 3/19/2003 7:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    there, their and they're ...P , pee and pea,  
Date: 3/19/2003 7:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    wear where, hare, hair, thru through threw  
Date: 3/19/2003 7:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ MOA!  
Date: 3/19/2003 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    Good post. I have a story to share, but I'm not sure it's really relevant lol. When my brother was in 1st grade, he brought home a spelling test in which he had missed a word. He was very upset and said to my mother that his teacher told them that if they sounded the words out, they should have no problems whatsoever. Well, the word he'd missed was radio (spelled redio). My mom asked him to sound it out and he did. He didn't say radio, he said redio. He had no idea that the word she was trying to say was radio and he was so confused. His teacher didn't take the time to pronounce the words correctly (she was born and raised in our small town in Texas, so it's not like she was from another country and had an accent or anything). My mom talked to her the next day and she was shocked at how poorly the lady talked. She ended up taking it to the school board. How can you expect to teach kids the English language when you can't even speak it properly was her argument.  
Date: 3/19/2003 8:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Apryl!  
Date: 3/19/2003 8:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    yeah tears of crying and tears (rips) in your jeans, there, their, I've noticed also how when you spell specialize to our specialise or fantasize to our fantasise ...good post Frank..hugs  
Date: 3/19/2003 8:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, Zema. Thanks everybody.  
Date: 3/19/2003 8:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    French is hard!! Look at all those accents, and tenses and verb endings. aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! metal princess  
Date: 3/19/2003 9:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    I know. I took it, too and I don't remember a great deal, mon ami.  
Date: 3/20/2003 6:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 11240    I love the subject of semantics. That actually happened to me in high school re: the euthanasia subject. A friend of mine said that was the subject of her term paper and I asked how the youth in Asia were different than us. Anyway, the one mix-up that always gets me is "accept" and "except". I wonder if people realize that when they use except in place of accept that they are saying the total opposite of what it is they mean. Another one that I see here (;'s @FB) is "whether" and "rather" which can be rather confusing to distinguish depending on whether one is really paying attention to what someone is writing. God Bless.  
Date: 3/20/2003 12:38:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL! Thanks, Deb. Just like your example, when someone says, "I could care less," they are saying the opposite of what they mean which is, "I couldn't care any less."  
Date: 3/22/2003 5:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 53427    Good post Frank:) I wonder if there are any other languages that are as crazy as ours is, with all these double meanings for words.  
Date: 3/22/2003 6:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 35114    LOL youth in Asia...oi.  
Date: 3/22/2003 6:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    I used my cell phone to make the sell on the sail boat I once bought on sale!! :P  
Date: 3/22/2003 6:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    from within my prison cell...ok, I think I'm done now :)  

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