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Physical exercise is good for you." From the Desktop of SmoknJoe

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/19/2003 7:02:00 PM)
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My doctor told me

"Physical exercise is good for you."

So, I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere:

Monday: Beat around the bush. Jump to conclusions. Climb the walls. Wade through paperwork.

Tuesday: Drag my heels. Push my luck. Make mountains out of mole hills. Hit the nail on the head.

Wednesday: Bend over backwards. Jump on the band wagon. Balance the books. Run around in circles.

Thursday: Toot my own horn. Climb the ladder of success. Pull out the stops. Add fuel to the fire.

Friday: Open a can of worms. Put my foot in my mouth. Start the ball rolling. Go over the edge.

Saturday: Pick up the pieces.

Sunday: Whew! What a workout!

You are invited to use my program without charge!!

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Replies:      
Date: 3/19/2003 7:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    wow!.. has a familiar ring actually lol  
Date: 3/19/2003 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Where do I join? LMBO!  
Date: 3/19/2003 7:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    oh yes you can now join at www.fatslob.com. I hope that isnt a real website
  
Date: 3/19/2003 7:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    Oh jees its a Hamsterdance site lol  
Date: 3/19/2003 8:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 49354    LOL! Sounds like my kind of program.  
Date: 3/19/2003 11:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    Eh.eh eh *eye twitches* OG it is!!They even spelled it Hampster!!!0_0; FE  
Date: 3/22/2003 7:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 54725    HAHAHHAHA! I love it! I think I'll try out this workout :)  
Date: 12/2/2007 12:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    *Chuckles*....Very good!  

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