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Signs That You Really Need To Brush Your Teeth ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(3/19/2003 7:52:00 PM)
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1. You floss and extract a piece of corn from last summer's Fourth of July picnic.

2. Due to excessive plaque build-up, your lips no longer meet when you close your mouth.

3. When you answer the phone, the person on the other end says, "God! Have you been eating anchovies?"

4. Your dentist won't come into the room without a HAZMAT team and protective gear.

5. Food offers obvious and visible resistance the moment you get it near your face. Fish sticks squirm like maniacs.

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Date: 3/19/2003 7:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 49354    LOL! This is very funny. I really liked #2. Good work!  
Date: 3/19/2003 8:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 23129    eew! especially #1, that is just a little too graphic lol  
Date: 3/19/2003 8:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 57404    HaHa Too funny!
God Bless
  
Date: 3/19/2003 8:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    lol lmao that was great Frank!!!!  
Date: 3/19/2003 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    Yuck! I can't stand nasty teeth. I will admit to one thing, a long time back, a friend asked me how I could stand being a nurse and "touching" people, I thought that was cold, very cold. But I will admit, that when someone opens their mouth and I see nasty teeth, I get queasy.  
Date: 3/19/2003 8:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL! Thanks, everybody! :O  
Date: 3/19/2003 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    EWWWWWWWWWWWW LOL! metal princess  
Date: 3/19/2003 9:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    lol  
Date: 3/19/2003 9:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 55499    very funny really... ha ha ha!!!!

you silly frankie...

kim...
  
Date: 3/20/2003 11:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 22721    Funny! It should be on an episode of the Simpsons!  

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