I'm An Ornery, Old Man ¤Frankenstein¤   Author:  47699  Category:(Discussion) Created:(3/19/2003 10:33:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (375 times) This is to be the first in a series of posts. I hope that you enjoy them. Why are so many people so lazy? A hamburger is NOT a 'burger'. A hot dog is NOT a 'dog' for crying out loud! French fries are NOT 'fries' and a milkshake is most definately NOT a 'shake'. What is wrong with people? Are they too lazy to even utter a simple syllable these days? I'm an ornery, old man and I know it. I'm set in my ways and I won't change. I like to sit on my porch and swat mosquitos while I hopelessly try to wave the gnats away. Yes, they're annoying but, at least they aren't flies. They probably won't come until after I'm found sitting here dead on this porch. We painted it cobalt blue for some reason about ten years ago and it looks like death to me for some reason. Porches should never look ominous. They should be warm and welcoming. I'm writing this by typing one letter at a time. My nephew brought this silly contraption over here. He said that it was a commuter or something new-fangled. I don't know. Anyway, I decided that since it was plugged in and taking up space that I would see what it could do. I still don't know but I'm trying. From what my nephew told me, some guy named Bill Gates did something and he's rich now but I don't know what it has to do with any of this bunk. As far as I can see, this is all just a massive load of crap. I thought that I'd try to write to my congressman with this thing. That was the first thing I did when I turned it on but it made some pictures of naked people come on when I typed his name in. I won't tell you what his name is because I don't want you to go to Hell. Let me know if you want to hear more of my thoughts if you're a human. If you're not, you're either an alien or a machine so please leave me alone now. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  47699 ( Click here ) Spring is coming