KEEP GOING.....LOT'S MORE BLONDE JOKES!!!
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
Q: What do you call four blondes lying side by side on the ground? A: An air mattress.
Q: What do they call an unmarried blonde in a BMW? A: Divorcee'
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: "What? What?"
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in the backseat of her car? A: In case she locks her keys in the car.
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M & M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of m & m's and have her alphabetize them.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow in the air? A: She missed.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road. A: I don't know, and neither did she.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: To show the chicken how it was done.
Q: What job title does a blonde have in an M & M factory? A: "Proofreader."
Q: Why did they fire the blonde from the M & M factory? A: She kept throwing away all the "W's"
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart? A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind the steering wheel? A: An Air Bag.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: "It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on It's off..."
Q: What goes: VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck in the trap.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning? A: A visitor.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's IQ? A: Stick a tire pressure guage in her ear.
Q: Why can't blondes put light bulbs in? A: They keep breaking them with the hammer.
I figure I got to wear this armor for about 32 more hours now. So for now just remember this saying...... We are the people our parents warned us about!!!!
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