The Return Of The Ornery, Old Man ¤Frankenstein¤   Author:  47699  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(3/20/2003 7:40:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (520 times) What's all of this I keeping hearing about these protesters? I put my life on the line in WWII while your granny was still sucking her thumb. Don't tell me that this war is wrong. Our soldiers deserve our respect and support. When I see all of those idiots carrying signs on the nightly news, it makes me sick. What do they think they can possibly accomplish other than make themselves look as foolish as they are. Those signs might as well, say, "Look at me! I'm a whining moron!" It amazes me that we haven't assigned volunteers to go in there and wipe their tears after they change their diapers. The same goes for the so-called 'human shields'. What idiots! I think I'm going to write to my Congressman about it. I love this time of the year. It's nice enough to sit here on the porch and the flies aren't out yet. I just can't understand why these stupid gnats seem to be so fascinated by my iced tea. It's just tea! Go get your own! I see that Mrs. Hudson is planting flowers again. She doesn't care anything about flowers. I know that she does it just because it gives her an excuse to get out and spy on me. I think she's a communist or something. If you don't believe me, just look at that red scarf on her head. Yeah, she's either a commie or a sympathizer. I tell you, she's shifty. What's wrong with so many of the kids today? When I served, I did my duty and asked no questions. I did what I was told. Case closed. So much of our youth today is so disrespectful of our President and I don't know why. It's probably because they're accustomed to hearing their liberal parents spouting a bunch of bleeding heart, left-wing garbage and they mimic it like the little monkeys that they are. If you don't vote, you have no right to complain. If you aren't old enough to vote, that should tell you something. You will have a voice when you attain the age of eighteen. That was the way it was for me and you are no different. If the age were to be lowered, where would you place the cut-off point? Would there even be a cut-off point? Should we start polling the day care centers? Those little kids might have some good war strategies. After all, they're pretty good at avoiding naps and bedtime and they certainly know how to put up a fight. I have to go and take my blood pressure medicine now. All of this has me riled. Don't go anywhere because I'll be back. It might take me a minute because I have find the extension cord so that I can illuminate the American flag that flies proudly off of the porch column. As a matter of fact, the next time you see me, I might be dressed in my fatigues. America...love it or leave it. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  47699 ( Click here ) Spring is coming