The Brain Drain......*Cass*   Author:  62095  Category:(Urban Legends) Created:(7/10/2003 6:27:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (2823 times) On a very hot day, on her way into a supermarket from the parking lot, a woman notices another woman bent over the steering wheel of her car holding one hand up to the back of her head. Vaguely upset by the sight, she checks that car again on her way out with her groceries and sees that the woman is still in the same posture. So she taps on the window and asks if she needs help. The woman in the car gasps, "call 911! Ive been shot in the head and my brains are coming out!" Sure enough, a gray viscous substance is oozing out between her fingers. The other woman rushes back into the store to summon help and to call 911. While the police , store manager, and paramedics crowd around the car, one of the emergency workers opens the door and very carefully pries the womans fingers apart. Then he looks up and laughs: A can of Pillsbury Poppin' Fresh biscuit dough in the womans grocery bag on the backseat of her car has exploded in the heat. The cans lid and the top biscuit in the can had struck her on the back of the head. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  62095 ( Click here ) Spring is coming