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Democrats ;)

  Author:  10722  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/11/2003 11:59:00 AM)
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One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asks the barber about his bill. "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

Later a policeman comes in for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber, who replies, "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week." The policeman is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Democrat comes for a haircut and when he asks the barber what he owes, the barber replies, "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, two dozen Democrats are lined up waiting for a free haircut.

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Date: 7/11/2003 12:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 40530    LOL!  
Date: 7/11/2003 2:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 57222    lol that's great!!

~*~*Sarah*~*~ AKA CheeseGoddess
  
Date: 7/11/2003 9:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 55994    mike tousignant is a funny democrat!
Date: 11/27/2004 6:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 62914    LMAO!  
Date: 12/29/2004 2:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 61897    lol!  
Date: 4/1/2005 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 23101    *LMBO* Thats so mean to democrats... :P *hehe*  

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