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You Shouldn't Ask If You Don't Mean It LOL -- Man Of Asgard

  Author:  54444  Category:(Poetry) Created:(7/11/2003 12:23:00 PM)
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(more limericks)

JACK

A chubby young fellow named Jack
Ate nine hamburgers at a whack.
He often said, "Please,
Can I have them with cheese?
My hunger just keeps coming back."



BAGDAD BOB

A PR man for Saddam Hussain,
Bagdad Bob was his popular name.
He was OH! such a liar
And with Bagdad on fire
Denied any Yankees had came.


C-PACK

A sleep-apenia patient named Mack
Only yawned when he slept on his back.
He said, "I'll sleep on my sides
Till my yawning subsides,
Then I'll no longer need my C-Pack."


HUSSAIN

A horrid dictator, Hussain,
Threw a war, but nobody came.
His troops all retreated
And he was defeated
But some think he might turn up again.





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Date: 7/11/2003 12:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    Great stuff, Bro. Thanks for sharing. Great big hugs. Take care.  
Date: 7/11/2003 1:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54444    Thanks sis...have a great weekend  
Date: 7/11/2003 2:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 61901    Cool, nice post MOA, you have just the right words.  
Date: 7/11/2003 2:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 13432    lol how funny!!!! reminds me of fight club: "I am Jacks madula omblangada" hehe make some more c'mon you know you want to!! keep em comin man!!~hugz~  
Date: 7/11/2003 2:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54444    OK MM...you got me thinking again...don't you know that's dangerous? thanks everyone.  
Date: 7/15/2003 12:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 56489    LOL MOA.  

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