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The Fart in the Dark ...(funny)......*Cass*

  Author:  62095  Category:(Urban Legends) Created:(7/11/2003 8:18:00 PM)
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A guy has a love for baked beans but has to give them up because of there effect- causing severe attacks of gas. Unluckily, the bean-lover indulges himself in a large serving of beans on his birthday. The gas has built up alarmingly when his girlfriend announces she has a surprise for him. He is left alone blindfolded in an empty room to await the surprise. Unable to hold it any longer he breaks wind loudly and repeatedly. She returns and removes the blindfold, revealing a roomful of friends gathered to celebrate his birthday.

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Date: 7/11/2003 8:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 46356    ahahahaaa OMG that is like sooo funny!!! :D:D OMG I'm going to be laughing about that ll night long, thankx for sharing...  
Date: 7/11/2003 10:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 25483    Yeah, I bet they wuz all passed out too! LOL! Peace  
Date: 7/11/2003 10:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    LOL How funny!  
Date: 7/11/2003 11:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 60792    this is a joke I've heard, tho the joke had more to it, its still funny :)  
Date: 7/12/2003 2:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 62104    OMG! HAHAHAHHAA This is so funny! Good post. Amanda1  
Date: 7/20/2003 8:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 62176    Well, I'm sure he got relieved too bad it's not so easy for me.  
Date: 7/22/2003 7:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 62184    I'd hate for that to happen, talk about embarrassing. ~EndlessDreamer~  
Date: 7/23/2003 11:50:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62095    Thank you everyone for reading my post, I thought it was a funny one.  
Date: 7/27/2003 11:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 38683    LOL! Now that would be very embarassing. :P *hugs* Always,  
Date: 7/29/2003 4:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 54963    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 8/21/2003 5:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 54566    LMAO! good joke. Im sure he wont be farting in public anymore
Date: 11/3/2004 10:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 62135    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That would be so embarassing! I find that halarious! Hope it didn't have a foul odor. Hehehe...  
Date: 12/5/2007 10:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 7849    haha, ive read something about that before. id be embarrassed.  

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