Milk In My Hair, BBQ Sauce on the Floor... What a Mess. MissC.   Author:  49101  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(7/12/2003 10:24:00 AM) This post has been Viewed (798 times) My water heater is broken. And I have tile floors in my kitchen. Do you know HOW SLIPPERY it can get in there? I have a glass jar... No, I HAD a glass jar that I kept my homemade BBQ sauce in. And I was putting stuff away this morning, walked to the frigde, and the phone started ringing. Ok, take a quick step and WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! The jar went flying in slow motion about three feet in front of my face, while I TRIED to rescue the glass of milk in the other. The BBQ sauce cplattered me in the face, and milk glass tipped and spilled in my hair. The Best part, I had a certified letter come in the mail. You know the kind you have to sign for. And just as I fell the Mail Man was walking up the screen door. I am completely humiliated. I had to answer with milk in my hair and BBQ sauce on my face. And I couldn't make an excuse cause he saw the whole thing happen. So, my mail man thinks I am a clutz, and my back is KILLING me from the fall... Now where is that hole I was digging to burry myself in... You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  49101 ( Click here ) Spring is coming