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Well, It's Been A Quiet Week In Lake Wobegon... ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(USM Events) Created:(7/13/2003 4:30:00 PM)
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Actually, it's been a quiet two weeks but I'm back now and better than ever. I've been passing a lot of time by playing billiards online. I turned my tickets in yesterday and, so far, I have over six hundred chances at a thousand dollars. The drawing is the first day of next month. I know that I have a better chance of lightning hitting my aunt Edna but it's still fun to play.

People there are always laughing at me for some reason. For example, I said to someone, "If you're ever in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area, be sure to stop in and say 'hello'." I'm not there but I'm sure you could find someone nice to talk to." Then, they laughed at me. I don't know. Life's that way sometimes.

It really doesn't matter in the end because I always end up winning. I put the hoodoo on them. I have some chicken feathers and cayenne pepper so I can do that if I want to. Jinx! Jinx! See? I've never been to Louisiana but I've heard of it. I just don't think I want to visit any foreign countries like that. No, I'm not Miss Cleo but "Call me now!"

We're watching a Beavis and Butthead tape right now. I feel like I'm getting a good education. I don't want everyone to know that I watch it, though. I don't want to be accused of being a stuck up intellectual type. My favorite quote of the moment is: "Good Lord! Is that a wounded baby bird?" Beavis' reply was, "Yeah! I'm gonna eat it!" LMAO!

This isn't like me at all but we were in a store a couple of days ago and I nearly broke my neck. There was some water on the floor and no signs so I had no way of knowing. When a one hundred and seventy pound person has their knees impact on a concrete floor, it's never a good thing. I busted one wide open and that wasn't even the one that was hurt that bad. I'll put it this way, Aunt Bea could outrun me in a marathon and then still have enough energy to laugh at me.

Anyway, it good to be back.

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Date: 7/13/2003 4:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 61901    Hey, this is good stuff. I'm glad to see you back I miss reading your stuff.....You monster! Have you tripped in old ladies lately? LOL  
Date: 7/13/2003 4:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    Whoa! *rubs eyes, shakes head... rubs eyes harder* Frank?.. IS that you?..Glad to see ya back!  
Date: 7/13/2003 4:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 48689    WB!  
Date: 7/13/2003 4:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 44321    Hey,Welcome Back I had to check the date to see if it was a recent post LOL  
Date: 7/13/2003 4:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 28848    Hey Franky. Glad you're back! ;)  
Date: 7/13/2003 4:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 18527    What rock did ya crawl out from under LOL
  
Date: 7/13/2003 4:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 62100    I was wondering where you had been..nice to see you back!!!! Sorry to hear about your fall..hope you're feeling better!!  
Date: 7/13/2003 5:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    Ahhhh you had a little fun elsewhere to eh Frank??  
Date: 7/13/2003 5:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 37101    Nothing better than a little B(a)-B(y)-Q... or a BLT. You know, baby, lettuce and tomato. Baby - the other, other white meat. Quoth the fat man from Austin Powers. -  
Date: 7/13/2003 5:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 61977    Hey Frankie....I missed ya. Glad that you are back.  
Date: 7/13/2003 5:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 49976    LOL..wb.
Hugs&Cookies
  
Date: 7/13/2003 5:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    FRANKIE!!!!!!!Welcome back!!!!!!!  
Date: 7/13/2003 6:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 14780    Welcome back...I was wondering where ya went..lol..  
Date: 7/13/2003 6:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 6915    woohoo....franks back.  
Date: 7/13/2003 7:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, everybody!  
Date: 7/13/2003 7:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 22852    OMG.. They let your back in?!?!? Just kidding, good to see you again Frank, and hey sad thing about falling in the store.. I am still in pain from my fall and that was back in Nov. Heck and since you fell on water you can't even sue.. Or is Tenn different then NC on that law? Either way I hope you get back to normal soon.. Oh wait you have never been normal have you?  
Date: 7/13/2003 7:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    No, Joan, it isn't like that in Tennessee. I called a lawyer and I have to go to see my doctor in the morning. I thank for you for the good wishes and kind words. You've always been a good friend to me. I'm not the type to sue but they didn't even put a sign there until after I nearly killed myself. I would hate to see that sort of thing happen to a senior citizen.  
Date: 7/13/2003 7:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LL, I sure did. Isn't it grand? Would you care for a biscuit?  
Date: 7/13/2003 8:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 1799    omigosh! ur back! yay!! *cling* lol  
Date: 7/13/2003 8:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Much love to you, Emi.  
Date: 7/13/2003 8:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    Again, welcome back. Danny gets tons of tickets too, but so far we haven't won any of the drawings. I'll cross my fingers for ya. Beavis and Butthead? They make me ill. For some reason, I can't picture you watching them LOL.  
Date: 7/13/2003 8:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, Apryl. My bride and I were laughing our butts off. "I need TP for my bunghole!" LOL!  
Date: 7/13/2003 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    LMAO! I've always hated that show. My ex husband used to watch it all the time and I'd have to leave the room. Ewwwwww  
Date: 7/13/2003 9:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    I guess that's why he's your ex-husband. I still need TP. My people, they are without bungholes. Are you threatening me? Nicaragua...agua... I need agua for my bunghole. LMAO!  
Date: 7/13/2003 9:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    "Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead." "Yeah hee hee that would be cool." That's the only quote I can remember. I guess because I thought it was a rather good idea ;)  
Date: 7/13/2003 9:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Yeah, Apryl, being dead is cool! It rules!  
Date: 7/14/2003 2:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 33925    Naaa Frank...If I eat a bisquit it might ruin my Californian look  
Date: 7/14/2003 8:37:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    California? LOL!  
Date: 3/20/2004 1:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 57452    "I just don't think I want to visit any foreign countries like that" Nice post Frankenstein. Except Louisiana, especially New Orleans isn't foreign. Are you talking about the Voo-Doo, Hoo-Doo that you cast so well? "Ahhhh...fuget about it." *cabby N.Y. accent*  

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