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You know you're living in 2003 when...........

  Author:  18928  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/13/2003 10:47:00 PM)
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From an email

"Oh, how true these are........................

You know you're living in 2003 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.



AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends"

15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to send you jokes from the net. (I did!!! LOL)

16. You are too busy to notice there was no No 9

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9"

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Date: 7/13/2003 10:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 38095    Ya know, I actually know most of these as a part of my daily routine ;)  
Date: 7/13/2003 11:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    lol ... so very true!! :)  
Date: 7/14/2003 12:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 13897    oh my god.. 16 and 17.... ahahhahahaahahaa so true....  
Date: 7/14/2003 12:25:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 18928    i did!!!!!lol  
Date: 7/14/2003 3:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 46530    except for the working at the same desk (I dont have an office, I roam) all true  
Date: 7/14/2003 4:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    LMBO! I admit I do a few of these.  
Date: 7/14/2003 3:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 18928    i scrolled back.lol  
Date: 7/14/2003 10:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 61933    ROFLMBO!!! I was caught scrolling back!!! This was a great post!!! Hugs  
Date: 7/14/2003 11:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 18928    lol!!!  
Date: 7/26/2003 4:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 56840    HAHAHAHAAAAA Oh, my, I guess I was wrong all along, it IS 2003! :D  
Date: 12/21/2007 8:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 18929    There was a number nine???  
Date: 12/22/2007 10:01:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 18928    it was missing :)  

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