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USM Gets Pickled...PT 10......PrivateLady

  Author:  32070  Category:(USM Events) Created:(7/24/2003 8:38:00 PM)
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LadyLuck starts screaming and freaking out at the frog ( Becky) landing on her head and swipes it off. Becky goes flying across the room again, but King Caspian catches her. KC and Zayden look at each other as if to say, "now what?" But it's too late. LL has already seen the tatto and painted nails and faints dead away. Kysta hears the commotion. Runs into the office and about trips over her mom. She looks around, sees LL passed out, Zayden with a dumb-founded look on his face and KC holding the frog (Becky) in the palm of his hand and fuming. Just at that moment Kyst'a cell phone rings.

Kysta---Hello

Emi- "Kysta, you have to get to the lab right away!"

Kysta- "OH NO, Now what?????" Emi- "Just get here! " (Click)

Kysta takes one look at her dad and knows she needs to get out of there anyway. She says, "Gotta go, emergency!" then hightails it out of there.

At the hospital..........................

ShadowGhost comes out into the emergency ward and askes KornGurl, "who's next?"

KG replies, "StarTwo."

SG looks to Star two saying, "Star, come in the back and DR. Frankenstein will see you in a minute." Star, hearing the doctors name and her imagination getting the better of her, replies, "Are you out of your pea pickin brain woman? I aint lettin NOBODY named Frankenstein lay a finger on me!!!"

SG- "Star, he is a perfectly fine doctor, besides all the other doctors are busy."

Star- "Fine, but if I walk out of here with bolts in my neck or worse I'm pulling out your innards and frying them up in bacon grease!!!" SG just laughs and walks out of the room.

At the Still..........



PL and Stormchaser are walking out to the still mill.

Storm- "Girl, you didnt have any trouble finding this place!"

PL-"yeah, I've been out here a few times."

Storm- "Really? How come you never told me?"

PL- " It never came up."

They finally find Rusure staggering around and frantically calling out FB's name. Storm asks, "whats wrong?" To which, Rusure replies in a pathetic voice,"There was this gawldurned spaceship, we were drinkin' and... and.... and... FB is GONE~!!!!!!!!" Storm says, " OH CRAP, Our Mama's been abducted!"

They hear, "who's been abducted?" and turn around to see Capitol and PrivateMan standing there.

At Paranormal Blizzards....................................



After a few drinks Moon Girl leans over and whispers to Space Case and says, "I think something's wrong Mom. I feel like I'm leaking or something." SC whispers back, "yeah me too." SC excuses herself to Hack and Hekler and tells MG to come with her. As they are looking for the exit door they walk into the mens room by mistake, only to find Donno standing at the urinal. He yells, "CRIPE! Can't a man take a leak in private anymore????? Get out of here!!!" They run out of the mens room and run smack into Paranormal Blizzard.

PB -" Whoa Ladies, whats your hurry?" SC- ( thinking quickly) "We have to take a leak."

PB- "Well, the ladies room is right here." and she opens the door and they all go in.

After PB washes her hands, she checks her make up in the mirror and notices MG is standing up to pee and didnt even close the door! PB just thinks to herself, This is one strange lil town and leaves the room. MG noticing what PB did, tells her Mom." I guess we're supposed to wash our hands now. " "Guess so," says SC. As they start running water over their hands they notice the suction cups reforming where the fingertips use to be.

To be continued ................................

Created and written by PrivateLady

Special Thanks to Kysta for editing and helping..:)

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Date: 7/24/2003 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 11176    oh wow this is really good and really funny  
Date: 7/24/2003 9:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    Thank you Star Chazer.....  
Date: 7/24/2003 9:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    PL..You are so good with these! :) I really got lost in this one..AND..I don't mean Lost in Space either! LOL..Wonder where those aliens took your Momma to? She will never find her way home. She had been a drankin all night. :( sniff, sniff  
Date: 7/24/2003 9:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 1799    ROFL!!! Moooooniieeee! sit down and for god's sake, shut the door! lol. poor PB... she's probably been traumatized! lol  
Date: 7/24/2003 10:19:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    LMAO @ BOTH of you!!! And Thanks Rusure...btw the next part about FB I already blamed on you! lol....  
Date: 7/25/2003 4:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 5061    lol,patti,becky still frogy Eh,this is getting hariious.  
Date: 7/25/2003 4:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 53548    lol this is great  
Date: 7/25/2003 5:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 22852    uhhh I'll be right back, {sneaks over to mens room}  
Date: 7/25/2003 5:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 22852    OK, I am back from the umm rest room, give me a second to catch my breath...LOL.. Patti you are just to dang good at this. Suction cups? Wow that could be very interesting indeed.. ROFLMAO  
Date: 7/25/2003 2:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    Thanks guys! Joan, now whatever would make you want to go in the mens room???? hehehehe...Knew I'd get you going with that one :P....  
Date: 7/27/2003 10:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 16845    LOL  
Date: 7/27/2003 6:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    Thanks Becky...:)...  
Date: 8/4/2003 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    lol  
Date: 8/5/2003 9:16:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    :)....  

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