it involves a dog, a towel, an older woman, and a public park. --Bendark

well, it all started when i was coming back from the beach today. my trunks were wet and my uncle wouldnt let me sit on the leather seats of his cadillac. This is where the towel comes in. i grabbed one out of the trunk and went into the bathroom, dropped my trunks and put the towel on. big deal, i was going home and getting right in the shower. well before we went home we had to go pick up our dogs from the people who were watching them for us while we were at the beach. well we got there and long story short, my dog, Bud, dicided to excape and run up to the park which was less than a block away. so i take off after him (still wearing ONLY a towel). on the way up there, this older woman stuck her head out the door and suggested that she bring her dog out to lure Bud over to him so i could recapture the little bugger. it didnt work. he just kept running and got to the park. the older woman, still not giving up on her plan, followed me there. it was at this point it began to rain. i dicided it was time to catch the dog. i started running after the dog, and it wasnt long until the towel came loose. i tripped on it, it fell completely off, and i was so angry at the dog, i just kept running. So there i was, in the middle of a public park, stark naked, tearing after a dog. that must have been a sight. i finally did catch him. after running almost the entire length of the park. oh there were soccer players, people walking dogs, playing basketball. they all watched from under awnings or behind windows, sheltered from the rain, their eyes fixed on the naked man chasing the dog arround in the rain. im pretty sure there were at least 70 or 80 people who saw me naked today. oh man my girlfriend is gonna be mad.

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