THE MUFFIN MAN-----KURTVEDDER

The muffin man walks down the street.
Deliverying muffins to those he meets.
He peers from his left eye hard and long,
he looks like he has done something wrong.
He passes kurtvedder and with a twinkle in his eye,
kurtvedder steals all his muffins and makes the muffin man cry.
The muffin man turns and runs away,
promising to make muffins for another day.
He makes one for kurtvedder it scent is so nice,
to bad it is made with arcenic laced rice.
Kurtvedder eats it and still to this day,
decides not to steal from the muffin man okay.
He tells you to listen just like he knows you would,
don't eat that man's muffins coz their really no good!

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