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FEMALE JOKES------KURTVEDDER

  Author:  45630  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/6/2003 7:34:00 PM)
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Q)Why'd the woman cross the road?

a)Who cares why wasn't she in the kitchen.

Q) Why'd the woman bring the man a beer?

a) Who cares why wasn't it open on arrival.

Women:- Does this dress make my butt look big? Man:- No but the chocolates and the pizza do.

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Replies:      
Date: 8/6/2003 7:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 58030    yes i love laughing at chauvinistic steryotypes... lol jk, i'm laughing funny!  
Date: 8/6/2003 7:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 53900    hahaha...If I bring a beer to my man it is not opened cause I shook it up so he would get a beer bath LOL:-P  
Date: 8/6/2003 7:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    tsk tsk! LOL!  
Date: 8/6/2003 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 48689    Cruel...but hilarious. Thanks for sharing them bro...*hugs*  
Date: 8/6/2003 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 53548    hahahah these were great  
Date: 8/6/2003 8:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    lol @ last one!!  
Date: 8/6/2003 8:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Shame shame goat boy... if i ever get married, i'll be the one with the beer watching sports..  
Date: 8/6/2003 9:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    Yep I have laughed.  
Date: 8/7/2003 5:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    These are hilarous....NOT! ..Errr.. I'm bustin a gut... lol  
Date: 8/7/2003 9:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 48250    hehe...Very Bad.....T/C....  

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