Choking Doberman

A woman comes home from the grocery store, opens the door, and finds her Doberman violently choking and gagging. The woman drops her purchases, puts the dog in the car, and takes it to the vet. The vet says they will have to remove the obstruction, so he advises her to go home and wait for his call.

Back home, as the woman is answering her door she hears the phone ring. It's the vet calling, and he commands her to hang up the phone and get out of the house. He has already called the police, who will explain.

The woman complies, and the police arrive. They tell her that the vet found two fingers stuck in the Doberman's throat. The search the house and find a burglar sitting in the closet; he is in shock and has two fingers missing from his hand.

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