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Lies your Parents tell you.......L_Croft

  Author:  62273  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/22/2003 6:20:00 PM)
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I'm only doing this for your own good.



If you tell me I promise I won't get mad.



You'll understand when you get older.



If you cross your eyes they'll stay that way.



I'm gonna say this only once.



Someday you'll thank me for this



You'll be sorry.



When I was your age I had to walk 7 miles to get to school.



If you eat your carrots, you can see in the dark.



If you crack your knuckles, you'll get arthritis.



No matter what happens, you'll always have your family.

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Date: 8/22/2003 6:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 32193    haha those r all true!!!  
Date: 8/22/2003 6:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62273    Yeah. 'promise I won't get mad"? Ohe Paleeeze!!  
Date: 8/22/2003 6:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 33517    Yup!!..Heard them..My mom had to walk 4 miles to school through a snow storm..and threw snow that was up to her waist...LOL!!...Thanks for sharing...**Big Canadian Hugs**  
Date: 8/22/2003 6:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    Lol! I've heard them all!  
Date: 8/22/2003 7:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 53013    Hey now...I use almost all of them...LOL!  
Date: 8/22/2003 10:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 53008    LMAO!  
Date: 8/23/2003 2:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 62116    Let's not forget "this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you".. lol ~Nytwolf~  
Date: 8/23/2003 6:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62273    Goood point, Nytwolf  
Date: 8/23/2003 8:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 60945    lol! If I haven't heard these from my parents, then I heard 'em from my grandparents lol... I had to walk FIFTEEN miles! Uphill BOTH WAYS! lol!  
Date: 8/24/2003 9:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 39370    Lol...yep...heard 'em all!  

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