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Old Age

  Author:  6788  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/23/2003 1:45:00 AM)
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Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making sandwiches.

The second lady chimed in, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”

The third one responded, “Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem; knock on wood,” as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them “That must be the door, I’ll get it.”

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Date: 8/23/2003 1:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 52612    LoL old age ladies ? there's some "old" chatmins talking to 10 yr olds here, LOL  
Date: 8/23/2003 1:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 45684    haha that was funny   
Date: 8/23/2003 1:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    LMBO!  
Date: 8/23/2003 9:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 38601    lol  
Date: 8/23/2003 12:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 43608    Lol.  
Date: 8/23/2003 1:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 18155    Write these down and take a look at them when you turn 50 and see if it's as funny then as it is now.I stopped laughing at old people when I became one.  

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