Have you heard about the five young bulls, discussing what they wanted to be when they grew up?
The first wanted to go to Rome and become a papal bull.
The second wanted to go to New York and become a bull on Wall Street.
The third wanted to go to the Windy City to become a Chicago Bull.
The fourth said he wanted to go to Beijing and be a bull in a China shop.
The fifth said he was just going to stay in the pasture for heifer and heifer and heifer.
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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on
the ground? Shoot him again.
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Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
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