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Just Freaking Kill Me...........Hack

  Author:  33286  Category:(Poetry) Created:(9/3/2003 7:06:00 AM)
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I'm asking you folks, just freaking kill me,
Or at least make me blind to world stupidity
Rip out my eyes and I'll give up my voice,
I'm saying it here as a matter of choice.

TV reality shows are making me ill
I see a dating one and I just want to kill
At one time Wapner was alone on the tube
Now a dozen Judge Judies spoil the mood.

And don't get me started on one Jerry Springer
there's now a hundred that all want to linger
The surprising thing is that they all get the guests
You know, fat ugly people all showing their breasts.

And with all new stations showing the reruns
Making me want to drag out a big gun
Do they think they are winning a huge rating race?
Caroline in the City was no good in the first place.

What's with the freaks all trying to get on
'You have see this' and 'real TV' they gotta be gone
But the one show consistantly giving me blues
Is the stuff that I see on our daily news.

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Date: 9/3/2003 7:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 42703    true.that's why i don't watch tv,there's just nothing really good on anymore.  
Date: 9/3/2003 7:31:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    yep, I keep mine on as company for my bird, but I am unemployed right now and was surprised at how often I have to get up to change the station because I couldn't stand what I was hearing, I am lucky that my puter faces away from the TV.  
Date: 9/3/2003 7:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 30747    Life really sucks when you turn on the tv. I have better times on my ole trusty PC.I have so much more fun in front of my 'puter, because all the guys here are so much more cuter. *smiles* Couldn't think of anything else that rhymed with 'puter. Loved the poem Hack.  
Date: 9/3/2003 7:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 27534    WEll said........ well done........ and you are right.....TV is really becoming the boob tube.  
Date: 9/3/2003 8:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    LOL, thanks S.D., I needed that.  
Date: 9/3/2003 8:14:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    thank you Wise, pretty much the only things I sit down to watch (on regular tv) these days are Hockey, The Simpsons and Law & Order... but I do like Discovery and the History channels.  
Date: 9/3/2003 9:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 13283    Blast them with your poem ! Its amazing how tv programming has gone waaay down hill . I try to stick to sports only . Razzy aka  
Date: 9/3/2003 9:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 13138    This is why I do not watch TV anymore aside from 24 and CSI. Especially the daytime TV. It is horrible. Great poetry. Take care,  
Date: 9/3/2003 10:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    great poem  
Date: 9/3/2003 11:18:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    thanks everyone, glad you all enjoy.  
Date: 9/3/2003 11:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 59861    good poem. i like the end. good message. peace and much love,  
Date: 9/3/2003 2:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    thank you S.L., glad you enjoyed  
Date: 9/3/2003 7:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 58268    whoa, nice one....im getting sick of reruns, lol...  
Date: 9/3/2003 7:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286     thanks Zeta, I am starting to think all tv sucks  
Date: 9/3/2003 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hello, Hack.... Amen, brother..... Shout about it! "Reality used to bite, but now I'll take it anytime, as opposed to that deadly mixture of programing. Write on   
Date: 9/3/2003 9:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    lol, thanks man, I am watching a biography on Ali right now, there is still some good stuff on. Peace bro.  
Date: 9/11/2003 6:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 20296    OMG!!! LMAO!!! but I do so love reality shows like surivor and some of the love ones:P they be veryyy very entertaining. as far as springer goes..that is horrid to profit from the mentally ill  
Date: 9/11/2003 6:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    lol, are you talking about the people that are on the show or the people that watch? lmao  
Date: 9/12/2003 6:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 20296    LOL!!! both hack:P I think it is all sick sick sick! and to think the man wants to run for office again. are there really that many sick peeps that would vote for him?  
Date: 9/12/2003 8:44:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    yes, LMAO  
Date: 9/30/2003 10:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    Aww Wow! I LOVED the end!! Great poem!! Amazing!! =)  
Date: 11/25/2003 11:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 62410    I like this one. It's so true. I only watch about 1-2 hours of TV per week - and it's usually Discovery, History or Travel channel -- can't stand the rest. Have you heard Mark Knoffler's song "Devil Baby" - it's about this too. Scall
Date: 11/25/2003 1:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 33286    lol, no. but I know Springsteins 57 channels, lol  
Date: 8/18/2007 8:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 63400    When you say you do not care only really mean it where it applies.  
Date: 8/18/2007 9:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 63041    Well!! I can only agree dear friend. Its why I almost never turn the tv on anymore. (psst 3rd line from the bottom... might need a 'to' in there)  

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