Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index Go to Free account page
Go to frequently asked mystery questions Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index
Welcome: to Unsolved Mysteries 1 2 3
 
 New Mystery StoryNew Unsolved Mystery UserLogon to Unsolved MysteriesRead Random Mystery StoryChat on Unsolved MysteriesMystery Coffee housePsychic Advice on Unsolved MysteriesGeneral Mysterious AdviceSerious Mysterious AdviceReplies Wanted on these mystery stories
 




Show Stories by
Newest
Recently Updated
Wanting Replies
Recently Replied to
Discussions&Questions
Site Suggestions
Highest Rated
Most Rated
General Advice
Ancient Beliefs
Angels, God, Spiritual
Animals&Pets
Comedy
Conspiracy Theories
Debates
Dreams
Dream Interpretation
Embarrassing Moments
Entertainment
ESP
General Interest
Ghosts/Apparitions
Hauntings
History
Horror
Household tips
Human Interest
Humor / Jokes
In Recognition of
Lost Friends/Family
Missing Persons
Music
Mysterious Happenings
Mysterious Sounds
Near Death Experience
Ouija Mysteries
Out of Body Experience
Party Line
Philosophy
Poetry
Prayers
Predictions
Psychic Advice
Quotes
Religious / Religions
Reviews
Riddles
Science
Sci-fi
Serious Advice
Strictly Fiction
Unsolved Crimes
UFOs
Urban Legends
USM Events and People
USM Games
In Memory of
Search Stories:


Stories By AuthorId:


Google
Web Site   

Custom Search

*~* Back to School Humor *~* Hey,Hey,Paula

  Author:  53961  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/3/2003 12:48:00 PM)
This post has been Viewed (577 times)

You know you're in college when...

What's the worst part about going back to school?

Homework.

The Toxic Cafeteria food.

You’re Broke!

8 AM classes.

Gen Ed requirements.

Boring professors.

The price of textbooks.

Rules:

1. Napping is essential, even if it's only for 10 minutes between classes.

2. Textbooks suddenly double as a comfortable pillow alternative.

3. Your money-saving goal for the week is to be able to afford a McDonald's cheeseburger.

4. You notice you've suddenly acquired a lacy black thong while folding laundry, but haven't seen that size since high school!

5. Your date brings over Easy Mac as a "special" dinner selection.

6. Wearing pajamas to class has become a rampant fashion trend.

7. 2 AM is an early bedtime.

8. You're scared to go barefoot in your own bathroom.

9. Your most valuable piece of furniture is a bean bag chair.

10. Used textbooks = High lighted notes = One more reason to skip class.

You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here

Scroll all the way down to read replies.

Show all stories by   Author:  53961 ( Click here )

Spring is coming
Replies:      
Date: 9/3/2003 1:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 11176    lol all those are true  
Date: 9/3/2003 2:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 45684    Yes, they are very true LOL  
Date: 9/3/2003 2:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 55297    i ate french fries that my school made, and i got so sick... i barfed and had horrible stomach pains... oww! school food is like toxic waste.  
Date: 9/3/2003 3:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 27623    Haha, sooo true! Brings back fond memories of college and make me miss it all sooo much! Thanks for sharing! Love,  
Date: 9/4/2003 12:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    ha! ha! ha! I like # 3 and 5. lol.  
Date: 9/4/2003 9:58:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53961    I can so relate to all of these!  
Date: 9/6/2003 2:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 62348    that's funny ..lol..~MezmerEyes~ <o> . <o>

Find great Easter stories on Angels Feather
Information Privacy policy and Copyrights

Renasoft is the proud sponsor of the Unsolved Mystery Publications website.
See: www.rensoft.com Personal Site server, Power to build Personal Web Sites and Personal Web Pages
All stories are copyright protected and may not be reproduced in any form, except by specific written authorization
Other Cool Sites:
demo.theangrytruth.com 
demo.thefunniestthing.com 
demo.ahez.biz 
demo.ageoldtreasure.com 
demo.make-money-home-based-businesses.com 
demo.enchantedmysteries.com 
demo.ahez.com 
demo.dranganddropwebsites.com 
demo.teenbookreviews.com 
demo.ourfamilybonds.com 
Awesome Free Web Graphics 
Favorite Grapic Quotes 
Greetings in Glittery Text 
Your name in Glittery Text 
www.thehomebusinessindex.com 
www.diet-food-weightloss-health.com 
www.investingandinvestments.com 
www.cancerinformationworld.com 
www.datinglovematchmaking.com 
www.creditinformationworld.com 
www.insurancelinksdirect.com 
www.ilovemysteries.com 
www.casinopokergambleing.com 
www.make-money-while-sleeping.com 
www.vacation-travel-cruse-deals-information.com 


.

Pages:718 229 176 1596 253 1033 1541 975 95 1571 133 178 344 1244 250 1215 1476 1525 1578 724 870 379 1517 606 928 1493 1107 1441 8 1499 152 1118 1342 1599 743 260 1563 393 1589 46 434 1496 735 439 1365 774 290 409 1145 1159 354 160 866 680 1340 552 1243 88 299 1329 1546 1276 448 1344 519 1309 292 780 908 1248 750 579 1588 974 1481 668 1282 811 806 178 1093 357 838 1276 1022 903 201 584 99 260