now the following pome is funny , but its NOT my work
Every few years you will see An ad as well writ as can be! Offering for sale a book. . . Whose title is the selling hook. It's called the Necronomicon To summon horrors from beyond. . . Or so 'twas claimed by H.P.L.. . . Writ by an Arab 'mad as hell! The author, poor Abdul Alhazred, Was 'et by demons in Damascus -- And how his book survived, Don't ask us! Lovecraft's fans both far and near Have searched for many a fruitless year To find this book of evil spells But the truth is sad to tell. . . THERE AIN'T NO NECRONOMICON ! There is a Key of Solomon And a Lesser Key, Lemegeton. There's a Grimorie of Honorius And other works notorious. . . Heptameron, Enchiradon, Complete with Tetragrammaton. . . But there ain't no Necronomicon -- Of that we have no doubt! There's Aramadel and Arbatel And other catalogs of hell. . . There's Picatrix (not pick up sticks!) And other books of dirty tricks! There's manuscripts quite Faus-tee-on And Tablets in Eno-kee-on But there ain't no Necronomicon, And that's a simple factdeon!
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