Blondes in..........SmoknJokes   Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/20/2003 4:11:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (550 times) AUTO REPAIR A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, " What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" EXPOSURE A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." he says. She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river, then down the river and shouts back, " You ARE on the other side." KNITTING A highway patrolman pulls alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he is astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel is knitting! Realizing that she is oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranks down his window, turns on his bullhorn and yells, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yells back, "NO, IT'S A SCARF!" BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde are talking one day. The Russian says, "We were the first in space!" The American says, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde says, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American look at each other and shake their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" says the Russian. To which the Blonde replies, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  54570 ( Click here ) Spring is coming