Fun With Telemarketers -LiZz-   Author:  52337  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/21/2003 7:09:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (593 times) keep saying hello in diferent voices _______________________________________ In five year old voice) Say, "I can't find my mommy can you help me?" -------------------------------------- Ask them what they think would happen if you put a frog in a blender. Later, tell them they were wrong. ---------------____-------------------- Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "C'mon Leon, cut it out! Seriously Leon, how's your mom?" --------------------------------------- While talking, drop ice cubes in the toilet and keep the conversation going as long as possible. Ask questions like as if you are really interested in the product, then flush the toilet and say I'm sorry but I'm not really interested, thanks anyways... --------------------------------------- Just copy everything they say --------------------------------------- After the telemarketer tells you about their product you ask, "You want me to pay money for that?" --------------------------------------- Tell them you have to translate for the person they asked for because they don't speak English. Continue to "translate" by saying gobble-de-gook in the background, then scream "WE DONT WANT ANY" -------------------------------------- Answer the phone and say bwahhhh and when they say "excuse me" say bwahhh again and when they say "Im sorry can you repeat that" Act like your mom just got on the phone and say "This is steve's mom. My son is deaf and he said that you insulted him PLEASE LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE!!" -------------------------------------- i cant hear you, im blind. ------------------------------------- Have fun!!!!!!!!!! Luv Alws,Lizz You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  52337 ( Click here ) Spring is coming