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*~* It's Diet Season - 10 Calorie Diet Plan *~* Hey,Hey,Paula

  Author:  53961  Category:(Interesting) Created:(9/22/2003 11:58:00 PM)
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Monday

Breakfast Weak Tea

Lunch 1 Bouillon Cube in 1/2 Cup of Diluted Water

Dinner 1 Pigeon Thigh 3 oz. Apricot Nectar

Tuesday

Breakfast Scraped Crumbs from Burnt Toast

Lunch Donut Hole (without sugar)1 Glass Dehydrated Water

Dinner 2 Jellyfish Skins

Wednesday

Breakfast 1 Boiled Mushroom

Lunch 1/2 Dozen Poppy Seeds

Dinner 6 Bees' Knees 6 Mosquito Knuckles Sauteed in Vinegar

Thursday

Breakfast Shredded Eggshell Skins

Lunch Belly Buttons from Two Navel Oranges

Dinner 2 Eyes from Irish Potatoes (smiling, of course)

Friday

Breakfast 2 Lobster Antennae

Lunch 1 Guppy Fin, Fried in 1 Gram of Butter and Sherry

Dinner Filet of Softshell Crab Claw (no meat, just the claw)

Saturday

Breakfast 4 Pureed Banana Seeds

Lunch Broiled Liver of Butterfly

Dinner 3 Shrew Vertebrae

Sunday

Breakfast 1 Pickled Hummingbird Tongue

Lunch Prime Rib of Tadpole

Dinner 10 Shrimp Legs Garnished with 1 Clover Leaf

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Date: 9/23/2003 12:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 998    Let me guess ... on the 8th day of this diet, we don't care anymore cuz we are most likely in a diet induced coma .... LOL. This was very funny !!!  
Date: 9/23/2003 12:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 53052    oy!  
Date: 9/23/2003 12:37:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53961    Lol! Right! And dreaming about them Antennae. eyuck!  
Date: 9/23/2003 6:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 11341    What some people will do to be thin LOL  
Date: 9/23/2003 7:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 20296    oh! yum! this doesnt even seem like a diet to me:) so yummy!  

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