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Find the funniest online personal ad.------r1

  Author:  47162  Category:(Games - USM) Created:(9/23/2003 10:22:00 PM)
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Here is the game. You've seen all the online dating sites. Scrounge around the online dating sites and find the tackiest/most pathetic/funniest/absurd personal you can. Then paste the personal on this post for us all to read.

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Date: 9/23/2003 10:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LOL oh boy LOL this will be interesting lol  
Date: 9/23/2003 10:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    Hi looking for anyone who owns chickens, I just love chickens. Umm I suppose I wasn't supposed to say that. Anyway if you are interested (and own chickens) please contact kurtvedder on ----------!  
Date: 9/23/2003 10:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47162    I am 5'2.5, carmel color, hair to my shoulders, dark brown eyes, and thick in the thighs. I want a guy who will like me for me. He has to want something in life. Most of all he has to be REAL! AND he .........................  
Date: 9/23/2003 10:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47162    There's so much about me here already and it's really just there to see if you're interested. If you are, you are, if you aren't, you aren't. If all you're interested in is my appearance, don't even bother  
Date: 9/23/2003 10:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47162    Hey my name is Justine. I am 18 and I have a son who is two years old. Something interesting about myself is that I have two different color eyes. There was not an option for that when I was filling  
Date: 9/23/2003 10:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    ok, some1 has waaaaaaay to much time on there hands,lol. :P  
Date: 9/23/2003 10:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47162    Wow, Hello! My name is Crystal, some call me Cris. I'm a construction worker in the city of Manistee, MI. I drive a Chevy Z71, Reg Cab, Short Box, 454, Manual, 6 inch lift, 35" Mickeys!  
Date: 9/23/2003 10:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47162    This gets the gag me award...."When you meet anyone, remember it is a special encounter. As you see him, you will see yourself. As you treat him, you will treat yourself. As you think of him, you will think of yourself.  
Date: 9/23/2003 10:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47162    Self Absorbed award?----most men are intimidated by my beauty and brains..i don't get it but o.k. ...I am a very complex woman that is very hard to get to know on an emotional level but well worth the effort when you do get  
Date: 9/23/2003 10:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47162    wow..she's not freaky!---imfunoutdoors write me..well lets see now im a natural red head but dye it blonde.i have 7 tats and some piercings. though im not freaky..im easy to please,going camping in the woods and fishing with  
Date: 9/23/2003 10:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47162    hmmm...ads from women 22 and under are the oddest...The older the better...*makes a mental note*  
Date: 9/23/2003 10:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47162    I think this woman is going to be switching teams soon.... am 5'7" and slim, I'm told very attractive. I am tired of pretty faces with nothing behind them and tired of games. I want to meet someone who makes me think. I want someone I can have an intelligen  
Date: 9/25/2003 5:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    LOL. I haven't ever gone to thise places, but I might go look around..boy those ads are real winners!!! "Thick in the thighs"?  
Date: 9/25/2003 5:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    I meant to say "those places"  
Date: 9/25/2003 5:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    I found some..1. "I live on a farm in a white house along a highway..tall is good but sugar comes in all sizes"  
Date: 9/25/2003 5:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    2. "hanging out over a good cup of coffee"  
Date: 9/25/2003 5:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    3. "I'm a single trucker looking to find someone to either act as another driver, or just some friendly company to talk to while traveling around the country"  
Date: 9/25/2003 5:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    4. "I have a great dane that is 5 years old, and that's great to be around"  
Date: 9/25/2003 5:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    5. "I am in touch with and will gladly share my feelings and want to hear yours"  
Date: 9/25/2003 5:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    6. " I love sitting out on the swing on a moonlit night with someone special"  
Date: 9/25/2003 5:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    These ads that I put here, are all from 50 YEAR OLD MEN!!! LOLOL.  
Date: 9/23/2005 12:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 63205    LOL! This should be updated since it has been a couple years. Everyone could start out fresh! :)...NbN  

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