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a mans letter to his internet junky wife .........collisl

  Author:  11677  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/24/2003 4:21:00 AM)
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SUBJECT: Update! DATE: 03/13/00 FROM: hubby@homealone.com TO: wife@youarelost.com

Dear Wife....I'm sending you this email to bring up to date on the events of our family. I tried to talk to you while you were on your computer, but you just kept telling me that you would BRB.....whatever that means. So, I decided to send you this email.

John Jr. cut his first tooth today. He's the one you bounce on your knee while typing. Remember how he giggles when he hears the Ut Oh sound? Sorry about him dropping his peanut butter sandwich on your keyboard. Is it working okay since I cleaned it up for you? Can you read the letters I tried to paint back on your keyboard? Most of them had been rubbed off.

Susie had her first date Saturday night. She had a good time and said to thank you for letting them use your car. She put the keys back on the key rack underneath the cobwebs where she found them. Do you realize that she wears the same size clothes as you do? In case you've forgotten her, she's the one who has you raise your feet when she's running the sweeper.

Tim is playing football. He looks forward to going to school now that he has a sport to play. He wanted to know if you would come to one of his games if we bought you a laptop to bring along? Do you remember him? He's the one who empties your porta potty for you.

Lets see.....since the last time I wrote you (3 months ago), the refrigerator had to be replaced, the dog died from old age, your mother and dad painted the room where your computer is (hope you like the color), the church has a new pastor, and oh yes..... I have a new job.

Well, I think that's about it. I'll email you again in about 3 months. You take care of yourself honey. We all "miss" you very much and will see you the next time the power goes off!

Love, Your Husband

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Date: 9/24/2003 5:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    lol. I haven't heard this before and thought it cute.  
Date: 9/24/2003 6:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 18103    LOL that is too cute!  
Date: 9/24/2003 7:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 36901    LMAO!  
Date: 9/24/2003 8:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL! next time the power goes off..hahahaha! *hugs*  
Date: 9/24/2003 9:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 49091    ROTFLMAO...I love it!!  
Date: 9/24/2003 9:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 49091    Next time the power goes off!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I love it!!  
Date: 9/24/2003 11:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 11176    lmao that is sooo cute  
Date: 9/24/2003 11:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 30051    How sad..And to think there are really Mom's out there who neglect thier family like that!  
Date: 9/24/2003 2:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 23886    ROTFLMAO!! OMG!! Poor husband! Poor Kids!! =( lol  
Date: 9/24/2003 5:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 29262    LOL! I would hate to have a mother or hubby like that!  
Date: 9/24/2003 6:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 60945    omg that's terrible! eew poor Tim, gotta empty the port-a-potty!  
Date: 9/24/2003 6:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    LMBO..that's just too sad!! LoL great one. Thanks for sharing it with us all :)  
Date: 9/24/2003 11:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 55903    I hope none of us are quite that bad!! LOL!!  

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