The following questions and answers were collected from SAT's (Scholastic Aptitude Test) given to 16-year-old students in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000! Q - Name the four seasons. A - Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
Q - Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A - Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q - How is dew formed? A - The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q - What is a planet? A - A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q - What causes the tides in the oceans? A - The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q - In a democratic society, how important are elections? A - Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q - What happens to your body as you age? A - When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q - Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A - Premature death.
Q - How can you delay milk turning sour? A - Keep it in the cow.
Q - How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A - The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Q - What is the Fibula? A - A small lie.
Q - What does "varicose" mean? A - Nearby.
Q - What is the most common form of birth control? A - Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q - Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section." A - The cesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q - What is a seizure? A - A Roman emperor.
Q - What is a terminal illness? A - When you are sick at the airport.
Q - What does the word "benign" mean? A - Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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