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Waiter and Tuxedo..Smoknjokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/25/2003 12:45:00 PM)
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Six months after the waiter died, his widow went to see a medium, who promised she would contact the dead man.

During the seance, the widow was sure she saw her husband standing in the corner, dressed in his waiter's outfit.

"Arnold!" she cried. "Come closer and speak to me!"

A hoarse voice from the corner wailed, "I can't. It's not my table."

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Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."

Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense.

Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going on.

"Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo.......

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Date: 10/25/2003 1:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LMAO at the tuxedo one!!!! That was great!!  
Date: 10/26/2003 2:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    OMG! These were great. ROTFLMBO!  

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