Canadians....for SK8R   Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/27/2003 7:03:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (589 times) Your Canadian when.... 1. You only know three spices: salt pepper and ketchup. 2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 3. The mosquitoes have landing lights. 4. You havemore miles on your snowblower than your car. 5. You have 10 favorites recipes for moose meat. 6. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. 7. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is a meter about the ground. 8. You've taken your kids trick or treating in a blizzard. 9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 10. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown with only 8 buttons. 11. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. 12. The local newspaper covers national and international events on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for Hockey. 13. At least twice a year the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant. 14. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun. 15. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof. 16. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday. 17. You head south to go to your cottage. 18. You frequently clean the grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl 19. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. 20. The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo, it's sausage making 21. You find -40C a little chilly. 22. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze. 23. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewellery and your Sorels. 24. You can play road hockey on skates. 25. You know 4 seasons: Winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. 26. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. 27. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. 28. You perk up when you the theme fro "Hockey Night in Canada". 29 You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian friends. ...............AIN"T IT THE TRUTH EH? You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  54570 ( Click here ) Spring is coming