The door bell, rings, and a man answers it.
Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying "Trick or Treat!"
The man asks the kids what he's dressed up like for Halloween.
The kid says, "I'm an IRS agent."
Then he takes 28% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say Thank You.
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The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.
I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat. I hadn't considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."
The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, lady," he said, "but I think it's too late!"
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Q: What's a goblin's favorite flavor? A: Lemon n' Slime.
Q: Why wasn't the vampire working? A: He was on his coffin break.
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
Q: What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal? A: Rice Creepies.
Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.
Q: Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn? A: It was a stake sandwich.
Q: What instrument does a skeleton play? A: A trombone.
Q: Why was the zombie so grumpy? A: She woke up too early in the mourning.
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.
Q: What's a vampire's favorite feast? A: Fangsgiving Day dinner.
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
Q: What do goblins mail home while on vacation? A: Ghostcards.
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash? A: She had bat breath.
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