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Something to clear away your blues.....this is good one . ...Wan

  Author:  19871  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/27/2003 10:57:00 PM)
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Something to clear away your blues.....this is good one . ...Wan



Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! you didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about ur uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think I do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. "Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody. "how bout that!?

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Date: 10/28/2003 12:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 52746    LOL. Gotta get around the language but then it was funny. It reminds me of the guy who was approached my his neighbour who had noticed the guy's wheelie bin was missing and said, "Where you bin?" He said, "I've been on holiday." "No," he said, "Where you wheelie bin?" He replied, "I've been on holiday! Honest!"  
Date: 10/28/2003 12:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao @ the joke and sam spades comment,lol. :D  
Date: 10/28/2003 2:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL! :) good one  
Date: 10/28/2003 9:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 22073    thats kinda funny and stuff, i gots ta remember it. (USM Juggalo)  
Date: 10/28/2003 10:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 44773    omg, that is so funny.  
Date: 10/28/2003 11:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 22433    lolol toooo funny!  

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