dumb math riddles

I got all these off my math worksheets. There all dumb, but a couple of them are kind of cute.

1) What should you do if your lawn is always dry?

2) Why is a stick of gum like a sneeze?

3) What did the Martin say when he accidentally landed on Venus?

4) HOw are babies like hinges?

5) What did the carpenders call their base Quartet?







Answers: 1) Buy a dew it yourself kit

2) Its a chew (I thought this one was the dumbest of them all)

3) I didn't plannet this way

4) There both things to adore

5) The Tuba 4

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