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dumb math riddles

  Author:  28270  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/31/2003 6:25:00 PM)
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I got all these off my math worksheets. There all dumb, but a couple of them are kind of cute.

1) What should you do if your lawn is always dry?

2) Why is a stick of gum like a sneeze?

3) What did the Martin say when he accidentally landed on Venus?

4) HOw are babies like hinges?

5) What did the carpenders call their base Quartet?







Answers: 1) Buy a dew it yourself kit

2) Its a chew (I thought this one was the dumbest of them all)

3) I didn't plannet this way

4) There both things to adore

5) The Tuba 4

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Date: 10/31/2003 6:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 53054    lolz..i didnyt get any of them! hehe thanks for those...they are kinda cute *hugz*  
Date: 10/31/2003 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 62275    And they wonder why most of the youth of today is so dumb, and are dropping out of school. If I were being taught that , I honestly think I'd find it an insult to my intelligence.. LOL... ~*Firefly*~  
Date: 11/1/2003 12:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 7830    lol...those are cute  
Date: 11/1/2003 12:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    *groans* lol  
Date: 11/1/2003 1:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    lol! *groans* :P  
Date: 11/23/2003 12:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    Those were lame. LOL!  
Date: 12/1/2003 4:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    LOL Funnay..the Itsachew was funny hahah i cant stop saying it  

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