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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR-----KURTVEDDER

  Author:  45630  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/11/2003 2:43:00 PM)
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I recieved this in an e-mail recently!

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce,"I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

Remember if your not making a nuisance of yourself then your not enjoying life enough!

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Date: 11/11/2003 2:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    LMAO!! Good ones!  
Date: 11/11/2003 3:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 40979    LOL these r so funny . I like the one about greg..the invisable person :-p  
Date: 11/11/2003 3:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 15232    I already have a hard time making friends at work... hehe Those are really funny though!!  
Date: 11/11/2003 6:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 49546    lol  
Date: 11/11/2003 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 58268    LMAO!!! I love the socks one! Im gonna do the box one one day, lol  
Date: 11/11/2003 7:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 11097    LOL! I love these...:0)~  
Date: 11/11/2003 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    heh heh heh  
Date: 11/11/2003 9:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 51587    lmao...oh my god...i loved these...haha i have seen other ones..but never these..ahaha *huggs*  
Date: 11/12/2003 6:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    Lol, Excellent.  
Date: 3/10/2004 4:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 51070    LOL! In my dorms, I'm on the 20th floor, so yeah... "smiles evilly"  
Date: 9/24/2005 3:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL! These are awesome..i wish we had an elevator at work! Great post, thanks.   

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