Just what kind of a USMer are you anyway?.....Souldrifter   Author:  30747  Category:(Discussion) Created:(11/19/2003 12:00:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (561 times) People fascinate me. I got to thinking about all the different types of people we have here and I came up with a short list of some of the types we might me. I myself fit into many catogorys. Which one is you and can you think of any other types? Peeker...Someone who peaks in on controversial posts but doesn't dare respond for fear of getting the tar beat out of them by an over zealous Christian, Wiccan, Athiest, Gay and/or Repulican. (no offense to anyone) Moderator...Someone who responds to posts by explaining what the author, or previous responders, meant just in case we missed the point. Defender....Someone much like a moderator only more insistant that we REALLY don't understand what ANYBODY is trying to say and therefore they SERIOUSLY suggest we go get a life. Sneaky Debate and Switch (er)...Someone who purposely goes against everything anybody has to say on a post, whether they secretly agree or not, simply because it's fun to see how far they can push someone into having an aaneurysm and/or get themselves banned. Jay Walker...Someone who wonders into a post and responds without reading all the other responses, thereby not realizing the conversation below actually has nothing to do with the post, which in turn makes their response look kinda lame. Validator...Someone who goes from post to post reaffirming that everything is going to be okay and that it's perfectly natural to want to tattoo Elvis on your butt and run naked down main street singing Christmas tunes in July. A Validators favorite saying..."it's a healthy form of expression...go for it" Hopeless Romantic...Can often be found in the general advise section under the title "Why hasn"t Johnny (or Jane) called me in two days?" and found simultaneously in Poetry under a title very similar. Flitterer....My very own made up word for someone who has the need to leave a mark on every post they get their hands on. It"s a compulsive desire to type something...ANYTHING. Flitterers thoughts..."omg omg I can't click out of this post until I say something...omg" ZZZZZZers.....Someone who writes a foot long response without realizing 99.9% of anyone reading it will either fall asleep or move on to the next response before getting to the second sentence. USMaliens....Someone who uses big long words and super intelligent logic to purposely confuse the masses in order to take over the world while we are all busy getting out the dictionarys and searching the web to figure out what the heck they are talking about. This post is not meant to insult anyone. It's just taking a lighter look at ourselves. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  30747 ( Click here ) Spring is coming