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I Am Not A Thief.... No Way!! ...Not The Priss!!.... LOL..... MsPriss©

  Author:  44960  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/20/2003 5:55:00 PM)
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TwoSpirit believes I am a thief!!...No, no, no!! I am not a thief! No sir ree, not the Priss! LOL... I have been accused of stealing little "sharpie" pens. Now, I will admit, I borrowed one little "sharpie" pen!! (we use these little "sharpie" pens at werk). When I get home, I empty me pockets and put all the loose pocket change in the change bowl thingie, it just so happens I had a little "sharpie pen in me pocket too. Well, it wound up on the television. So the next day, guess what?, I forget the little "sharpie" pen that was on the TV.

Now, I had no idea that little "sharpie" pen was gonna turn out to be a female!! LOL... Each morning I get up, that little "sharpie" has done went and had a young'un!! I mean all different colors of young'uns!! LOL... Now, these little "sharpie" kids grow up Fast!!! They scoot all over the place!!. They are in the bathroom, in the den, even in the kitchen!!! Little "sharpie" kids all over the place! LOL... I seen one of them poking his head out of a drawer!!

I have told TwoSpirit to talk to this Momma "sharpie" pen to prove I aint no thief!! She want even do it!!! She keeps insisting I am the one stealing the little "sharpie" pens!! No, no, no, I aint no thief!!! LOL... Momma "Sharpie" knows I aint no thief!!!

The Priss needs your help to prove to TwoSpirit I aint no thief!!! C'mon USM, ya'll know the Priss aint no thief!! Help me out here!!! LOL

MsPriss!!! :)

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Date: 11/20/2003 6:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 62273    Ms. Priss ain't no theif!!!.... *cough cough*  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 62273    Ms. Priss ain't no theif!!!.... *cough cough*  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:03:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    HeeHee!!! See There!!!!.... The Priss aint no thief!!...LOL... Thankies L Croft!!! :P  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 47296    Funny thing is Priss has this one drawer in the bathroom where she keeps all sorts of stuff. One day I am looking for my makeup, when low and behold I find a drawer full of Sharpies, drill bits, screwdriver tips for my screwgun, and even a box cutter we use for cutting insulation. Can we say THEIF!! LOL  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    Hmm. . .I think someone has sniffed to many sharpie fumes. . LoL :o)  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL. I will back you up Ms. Priss!!! Love,  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL Social Slacker!!   
Date: 11/20/2003 6:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    Blame it on the "Sharpie"!!! I aint no thief!!! Ask the Sharpie for yourself!!! LOL :)  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    TwoSpirit, thats some heavy allegations you putting out there!!! LOL....Me aint no thief!!! :)  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    LOL@SS!!!! :)  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    Thankies AngelEyez!!! See, me aint no thief!!! LOL  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 47296    It seems Priss has this problem with forgetting where she borrows things. I keep thinking I will wake up one morning and my truck will be missing, maybe tucked away in a closet somewhere...A BIGGGG closet.  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    Hey!! That truck want fit in me pocket, I done tried!!! LOL :)  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    Blame the sharpie...Wasn't your fault you sniffed all them fumes. . :p  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    The Priss is strung out on Sharpie fumes!!! Oh Dear!!! LOL@SS!!! :)  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    Yup Yup...In the very fine print. . It should say 'May cause impairment" haha  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL @ the truck!!  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    Ms Priss you gonna have to go to SA meetings now....Sharpi Anonymous  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    LMAO@AngelEyez!!!! No, no, no!!! Not SA!!! No way!!!!! Aink!!!!! LOL  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    Hi my name is Ms Priss and I'm a Sharpie addict!!!! LOL  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    That dont sound good at all, AngelEyez!!! LOL  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL. You don't have to be ashamed to ask for help...LMAO!!  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    Not the 12 steps of Sharpieism!!!! No Way!!!! LOL :)  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    Nah Sharpie's aren't as bad. You only have 10 steps with them...LOL  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    Good!!! Maybe I can skip 6 or 7 of them!!!! LOL  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    The Priss is on a crash course to recovery!!! LOL  
Date: 11/20/2003 6:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL, now that defeats the purpose. If you truly want to get over your sharpie addiction, NO CHEATING. LoL. If not you will be nothign but a sniff junkie all your life...LOL  
Date: 11/20/2003 7:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    The Priss? Miss "What Me Worry" Priss? A thief? TwoSpirits, there must be some mistake.....  
Date: 11/20/2003 11:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 51587    lol ummmm you aint and are an thief....i will go w/both....lol umm ya *huggs*  
Date: 11/25/2003 6:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 44960    I thank each of you for your comments. They are most appreciated. (((HUGS)))  
Date: 2/11/2008 1:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL some good old memories there Prissy lol!!! *hugs*  
Date: 2/11/2008 2:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 4309    http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n0/n4369.jpg  
Date: 2/11/2008 4:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 64365    LOL@Wiley^^^  

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