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Go Navy... sort of...

  Author:  62060  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/21/2003 12:51:00 PM)
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The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship and The British authorities, off the Scottish North coast. The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.



BRITISH : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.



US Navy : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.



BRITISH : Negative.You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.



US Navy : This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.



BRITISH : Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your couse.



US NAVY : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' . ATLANTIC

FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS.

DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THATS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES

WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.



BRITISH : We are a lighthouse...

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Date: 11/21/2003 1:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 58078    Ummm ya, this will probably be deleted.  
Date: 11/21/2003 1:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 58078    Nevermind it was just edited.  
Date: 11/21/2003 1:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 27852    hehehehe...cool one! ;)  
Date: 11/21/2003 1:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62060    thanks pyriel  
Date: 11/21/2003 2:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 53284    LOL!  
Date: 11/21/2003 2:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 60945    lol I laugh everytime I hear this one!  
Date: 11/21/2003 2:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 58334    LOL I love this one. :-D  
Date: 11/21/2003 4:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 32133    LOL alright that made my day.thnx LOL  
Date: 11/21/2003 5:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 42619    LMAO! :)  
Date: 11/21/2003 6:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 62367    This is great. Grinnnn :)  
Date: 8/5/2006 1:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 33256    LOL this is funny  

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