So, the EDL epidemic is over and Goose, Penguin and Tricky Little are safe once again. Goose said it was b/c one of the counselors had talked to Evil Dragon Lady and put her in her place. Good! It's about time someone taught her that she doesn't rule the school! I mean, O honestly! It's not like Penguin and Goose were gonna turn Tricky Little into a toad or something. That's my job!
(Notes she's straying from the path of satire) Ok, how best to make fun of my life?
Someone said that I'm obssessed with Tricky Little. Doesn't Someone know the difference between a crush and an obssession? Honestly, I spend more time with Lady H than with Tricky Little; so someone would be better off implying that the two of us have a lesbian relationship! I don't want to make it obvious that I have a crush on him, but I fully realize that I have complete and total control over him, as long as I have a supply of Reese's Peanutbutter Cups.
(Ok, so I'm not doing so hot on the satire side of things. I never was a comedian. So unless I get a brilliant suggestion, I'm going to leave it to "Simply Seniors".)
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