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HAHAHAH 12 more funny away messages :P

  Author:  56297  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/30/2003 12:45:00 PM)
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hey guys if u wanna go read my other away message post....i got these from a site there really funny and wierd and yes once again these were used by ppl before =D!

1.Hi I'm busy doing massive destruction, terrorizing large cities, and putting millions of people in therapy. Leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible

2.I'm actually here, but I can't send any messages because my stupid pen won't write on the screen. I need a new pen. Do you have one?

3.If you can physically see me at this moment, then there's no need for you to leave a message, due to the fact that you're not at your computer and you're standing right in front of me.

4.I'm not here. I'm writing poetry with the spiders that live in my sock drawer. *nodnod* Spiders are good at haiku...

5. Im not at the computer right now. I'm looking at a thing in a bag. And no, you can't see it.

6.I am AFK atm, BRB and some other acronyms

7.I am currently shaving my animal crackers with a pair of fingernail clippers. Please take a number, and I will cut your hair accordingly. And if you DON'T want the mo-hawk special, please press ¬»ó on your keyboard now

8.I'm actually at my computer, but I'm trying to avoid someone. So leave a message and if I don't IM you back, it's probably you. Have a nice day

9.Hello, I have just spontaneously combusted. So right now I am running around in pain, screaming and trying to get into a water source. If you would like to come down to my house and help me please stop looking at this and get do... oh too late I'm dead...

10.I'm sorry but I have died. I will try to reach you as soon as I have been reincarnated

11.Performing demonic rituals. Be right back!

12.We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary screen name. Please rotate your computer 90 degrees and try typing again.

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Date: 12/30/2003 12:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 58334    :-)  
Date: 12/30/2003 12:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 58334    I like this one:: I am in an intellectual discussion with a potato. Soon I'll be so caught up in whether it was Descartes or Voltaire who first advocated empiricism, that it will fail to strike me as a bit odd that the potato knows much of anything about 17th-century French philosophers. In fact, it knows more about them than I do. Later, that will probably irritate me.... I'll be back...

  
Date: 12/30/2003 12:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 58334    lol this is my fave one too;;I'm macking pizza, yeah that's right..macking. I was like, 'yo baby, you wanna share dat cheese sweetie', and it was all like, '...'(because pizza can't talk of course), and then I sorta got depressed because I was trying to mack on a pizza...now we're arguing...I should be back in a minute. ---I get all my away mesgs form that site, their really funny  
Date: 12/30/2003 12:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 56297    haha yeah i no i really luv that site i like the pizza one to :P  
Date: 12/30/2003 12:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    OMG! LOLOL! I Love #1! I may have to use that one! :p  
Date: 12/30/2003 1:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 52247    lollololol!! i love number 9 that is so funny  
Date: 12/30/2003 1:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 52247    number 12 is also a pretty good one :-)  
Date: 12/30/2003 1:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 23101    He he he.. Funny. :)  
Date: 12/30/2003 3:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 59861    haha, love them,. i used all these too. keep them comin!@ peace n luv  
Date: 12/30/2003 11:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 51587    hehe..good ones.thanx for sharin *huggs*  
Date: 12/31/2003 1:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 56074    these are funny, lol. my ex boyfriend had one: "A,B,C,D,E,F,G gummy bears are chasing me, one is red and one is blue, a yellow stole my shoe." lol i always thought it was cute  
Date: 1/9/2004 1:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 62512    lmfao they are hreat - Souless Freak  

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