The WOman's Language translateD:   Author:  9160  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/29/2004 6:06:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (737 times) Maybe=no We need to talk= I need to complain I heard a noise= I noticed that you were almost asleep Be romantic, turn out the lights= I have flabby thighs I want a new bed=?.and sofa, and carpeting, ??.. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me?= I did something today, that your really not going to like Am I fat?= Tell me that I am beautiful Are you listening to me? = too late, your already dead I?m not yelling = yes I am yelling b/c this is important Your so manly= you sweat a lot and need to shave We need?.= I want It?s you decision= the right answer should be obvious by now You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  9160 ( Click here ) Spring is coming