The Pope comes to Australia and he's being escorted to the city church to make a speech. On the way there in the limo, the Pope winds down the dividing screen between him and the driver and asks, "Hey... can I drive?" The driver looks at him and says "No, I'm sorry, I couldn't let you do that. It's more than my job is worth and I can't take that risk."
The Pope sits back in his chair and folds his arms and mutters "I never get to drive anywhere... always have to be driven. I'm sick of it!"
The driver hears this and looks back at him and says "Okay, you can drive. But I have to sit here in the passenger seat and monitor you. Okay?"
The Pope agrees and quickly gets into the drivers seat, and he floors the limo. He pushes the gas as far down as it goes, he goes through red lights, narrowly misses cars and drives on the opposite side of the road.
Surely enough after a few minutes, the cops pull him over. One of the cops looks in the drivers window and goes back to the other cop: "Umm... it's a famous person."
The other cop looks at him and says "Great! Book him!"
"No... I can't... too important" The first cop explains.
"What... is he the mayor?"
"No"
"The premier?"
"Nope"
"The president?"
"Nuh uh"
"It's not the president? Who's more important than the president?"
"Well, I dunno," The first cop finishes, "But I think it's God... because he has the Pope as a chauffer."
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