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take the fun out of everything. *spookygal*

  Author:  35160  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/30/2004 6:13:00 AM)
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A father from Europe is visiting his son in America for the very first time. They are at the local supermarket going up and down the aisles.

Dad: "Vas diss, powdered orange juice?"

Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice!"

A few minutes later, in a different aisle the father says: "Und vas dis, powdered milk?"

Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"

A few minutes later, in a different aisle the father says: "Und give look here. Baby Powder! Vat a country! Dey take da fun outta making everyting!"

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Date: 1/30/2004 6:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL!! OMG that is so funny..very cute. Thanks shay 8P  
Date: 1/30/2004 6:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 60792    haha thats rotten hehe  
Date: 1/30/2004 9:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 42619    LMAO! :)  
Date: 1/30/2004 12:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 35160    :D  
Date: 1/30/2004 12:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    LOL!! Pretty funny! :)  
Date: 1/30/2004 1:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    LOL!  
Date: 1/30/2004 5:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    LOL!! Thats so cute!! I love this one, thanks for sharing it with us all. :D  
Date: 9/13/2005 6:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    lol..cute :)   
Date: 9/13/2005 7:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    ha! ha! ha! That's a funny one Shay! LMBO!!!  

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