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Actual things said in the courtroom! LOL ***GreenEyes***

  Author:  24003  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/30/2004 7:59:00 PM)
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The following are things people actually said in court, word for word:

Q: "What gear were you in at the moment of the crash impact? A: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks"


Q: "How old is your son-the one living with you" A: "thrity-eight or thirty-five, I cant remember which" Q: "How long has he lived with you?" A: "Forty-five years."


Q: Sir, what is your IQ?" A: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."


Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?" A: "Yes" Q: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car"? A: "Yes, sir" Q: "What did she say?" A: "What disco am I at?"


Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?" A: "Yes" Q: "Did these stairs go up also?"


Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?" A: "By death" Q: "and whos death was it terminated by?"


Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses:


Q: "Now, doctor, isnt it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnt know about it until the next morning?"


Q: "The youngest son, the 23 year old, how old is he?"


Q: "Were you present when your picture was taken?"


Q: "Was it you or your younger brother that was killed in the war?"


Q: "How many times have you commited suicide?"


Q: "You were there, until the time you left, is that correct"?


Q: "So, the date of conception(of the baby), was August 8th"? A: "Yes" Q: "and what were you doing at that time?"




LOL! Hope you enjoyed these....

Love, Adrienne





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Date: 1/30/2004 8:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 50499    Lol These are funny.. ty for the post...DragonFlyer  
Date: 1/30/2004 8:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 58334    lmao! oh gosh, these had me cracking up :-P  
Date: 1/30/2004 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LMAO!!!! I start jury duty on Monday and I hope I get to hear something funny like this!!! Love,  
Date: 1/30/2004 8:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 24003    LOL! Thanks for the replies. Too funny:)  
Date: 1/30/2004 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 32133    lol these are great... :()>>>  
Date: 1/30/2004 8:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 26303    LOL. I've seen this before, but they still make me laugh. Thanx for sharing.   
Date: 1/30/2004 8:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 16442    LMAO!! There are great! :D  
Date: 1/30/2004 8:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 42619    LMAO!!! Great post! :)  
Date: 1/30/2004 8:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 62506    Adriene, These were great!!! What started out to be a gloomy night was suddenly brought back to life by your hillarious post!! good goin'! woodshed  
Date: 1/30/2004 8:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    LoL!! Those are funny, thanks for sharing them with us all. :)  
Date: 1/30/2004 8:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    Some of those cannot be true........can they?! Wow. That first one has got to be my favorite, lol  
Date: 1/30/2004 9:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    LMAO!!  
Date: 1/30/2004 9:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 27403    LOL! Good ones! Love and Light  
Date: 1/30/2004 9:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 7830    LOL #1 is the best  
Date: 1/31/2004 7:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 57579    I love those they make me laugh every time lol  
Date: 1/31/2004 9:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL very funny!!~~ Thanks 8P  
Date: 1/31/2004 10:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 8024    lol funny hehehe ..ty /28 smiles  
Date: 1/31/2004 12:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    LOL!!!! Thanks for posting! These are hilarious!  
Date: 2/2/2004 6:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 13199    lol these are funny...  

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