The following are things people actually said in court, word for word:
Q: "What gear were you in at the moment of the crash impact? A: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks"
Q: "How old is your son-the one living with you" A: "thrity-eight or thirty-five, I cant remember which" Q: "How long has he lived with you?" A: "Forty-five years."
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?" A: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?" A: "Yes" Q: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car"? A: "Yes, sir" Q: "What did she say?" A: "What disco am I at?"
Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?" A: "Yes" Q: "Did these stairs go up also?"
Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?" A: "By death" Q: "and whos death was it terminated by?"
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses:
Q: "Now, doctor, isnt it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnt know about it until the next morning?"
Q: "The youngest son, the 23 year old, how old is he?"
Q: "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
Q: "Was it you or your younger brother that was killed in the war?"
Q: "How many times have you commited suicide?"
Q: "You were there, until the time you left, is that correct"?
Q: "So, the date of conception(of the baby), was August 8th"? A: "Yes" Q: "and what were you doing at that time?"
LOL! Hope you enjoyed these....
Love, Adrienne
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