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WHEN I'M AN OLD LADY

  Author:  45397  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/10/2004 2:33:00 PM)
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When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness ... just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited! When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

I'll write on the walls with reds, whites and blues, And I'll bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout! When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach. Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat, gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, And when they get angry... ! I'll run ... if I'm able! When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click, I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick. I'll take off my socks and throw one away, And play in the mud until the end of the day! When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh, I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes. My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping, And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"

God Bless All Moms and Grandmas Everywhere

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Date: 2/10/2004 3:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL how cute!!! Love,  
Date: 2/10/2004 3:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 60052    lol that's adorable  
Date: 2/10/2004 6:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 53155    lololol i love it :-) i cant wait till i live with my kids :-)  
Date: 2/10/2004 6:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 45397    lol revenge would be soooooo sweet =P  

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