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A Little Valentine's Day Humor! ~woodshed~

  Author:  62506  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/11/2004 12:06:00 PM)
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With so much love in the air around Valentine's Day, I thought you might want to give your *hunny* a little reality check. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!lol

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic secondline:



I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother.



Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.



Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face!



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not



I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face!



I love your smile, your face, your eyes... DaRn, I'm good at telling lies!



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you really botched up my life.



I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming!



My love, you take my breath away. But what have you stepped in to smell this way?



What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.



"Will anyone be my Valentine after this?" ~woodshed~ Have a great day,USM!

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Date: 2/11/2004 12:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL!!! Nice ones uncle Don :):) *Big hugs* Keep smiling!!!  
Date: 2/11/2004 12:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 1432    LOL.. ouch hehe..  
Date: 2/11/2004 12:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62506    Awwwww!!! Thanks ~Suzy~,Uncle Don's smiling now!!!
!!!Banner!:DHow sweet of you to reply,...Hey!!! Are those my *cookies* your eating!!!
Thank for your...*ahem*...kind words!J/K:D Don
  
Date: 2/11/2004 12:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 55386    LOL! Hilarious!!!! Thanks Grampa  
Date: 2/11/2004 12:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 1432    Yup thats what I'm eating.. better not be hiding anymore.. cuzz I will find them!..  
Date: 2/11/2004 12:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 14780    *giggles* toooo funny!  
Date: 2/11/2004 12:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 56489    LOL!  
Date: 2/11/2004 1:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62506    Awwww!!!*tosses grampa kisses to Heather*:)
Ty sweetheart!!!
!OMG!Banner!:o *hides cookies*"Nope!There's nothing behind my back!!!":o!"What makes you say that?!!!*hugs* woodsheddy
  
Date: 2/11/2004 1:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 46320    Those were great! I loved them. Be Good...  
Date: 2/11/2004 1:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 53155    very funny :-)  
Date: 2/11/2004 1:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62506    LOL to Aimless,Thanks for your kindness,my little pixie!
Thank you too American Girl!!!Love the taggie!BTW
*looks around*...has anybody seen*gulp* Banner?:o
  
Date: 2/11/2004 2:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 1432    I'm waaaattcchhhiiinngg you hehe :-p..  
Date: 2/11/2004 2:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 14780    Banner, He put me in a closet with his stinky shoes!!! Someone needs to watch him and protect me...LOL...  
Date: 2/11/2004 3:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LMAO, this is GREAT!!!! Thanks for sharing!!! Love,  
Date: 2/11/2004 4:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 1432    Xena will protect you Katsho! People are scared of this flaming sword ;-)..  
Date: 2/11/2004 5:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    LOL @ My love, you take my breath away. But what have you stepped in to smell this way?
  
Date: 2/11/2004 5:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 13589    These are great! Where did you find them? Thanks for sharing!!! *hugs*  
Date: 2/11/2004 6:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 62100    ROFLMAO..those are absolutely hysterical..thanks for sharing woodshed!!  
Date: 2/11/2004 6:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 15157    hehehehe!...*nipz*  
Date: 2/11/2004 8:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    heh heh heh  
Date: 2/11/2004 11:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 19871    lol nice one woodshed  
Date: 2/12/2004 6:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 13199    lol these are cute! i loved 'em!*hugs*  
Date: 2/13/2004 5:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 49710    lol!! very funny indeed!!  

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