A Little Valentine's Day Humor! ~woodshed~   Author:  62506  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/11/2004 12:06:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (980 times) With so much love in the air around Valentine's Day, I thought you might want to give your *hunny* a little reality check. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!lol These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic secondline: I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face! Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face! I love your smile, your face, your eyes... DaRn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you really botched up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming! My love, you take my breath away. But what have you stepped in to smell this way? What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. "Will anyone be my Valentine after this?" ~woodshed~ Have a great day,USM! You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  62506 ( Click here ) Spring is coming