The First Day of School 30 Years Ago and Today........SmoknJokes   Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/11/2004 9:01:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (865 times) THIRTY YEARS AGO: Miss Lichtig receives an apple from an anonymous student and shows it to her fellow teachers. TODAY: Ms. Lichtig receives a package from an anonymous student and shows it to the bomb squad. THIRTY YEARS AGO: Ed Navis, the class clown, is caught reading Playboy. TODAY: Mrs. McMahon, the art teacher, is caught posing for Playboy. THIRTY YEARS AGO: Nurse Dweezel treats the fifth grade's first case of whooping cough. TODAY: Nurse Dweezel treats the fifth grade's first case of morning sickness. THIRTY YEARS AGO: students find mercury, lead and cobalt on the periodic table. TODAY: students find mercury, lead and cobalt in the drinking water. THIRTY YEARS AGO: each class begins with "Show and Tell." TODAY: each class begins with "Search and Frisk." THIRTY YEARS AGO: tenth grader Clyde Kelly is caught cheating on a pop quiz. TODAY: tenth grader Scott Kelly is caught cheating on his common- law wife. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  54570 ( Click here ) Spring is coming