Some more quotes my friends have said, there a pretty odd bunch
''I didn't push that guy's tobaggan down the hill, I pushed him. The tobaggan just went with him.''
''The law is only the law when somebodies watching.''
''Me, I've got to much time on my hands. You, you spend too much time with your hands.''
''If everyone is special, wouldn't that mean the only one who isn't special is the specialist of all''
''Its not about what people think of you, it's about what people don't think of you.''
''Sure, your really tough. You ran a 12k marathon, beat a professional wrestler, hit a grand slam last baseball game and you can't grate your own cheese.''
''I'd rather have solitary confinement in a prison then go to school. I mean, there the same thing, just at school you have to try.''
Joke Time!:
A newly wed couple have just got back from there honeymoon, and have decided before they buy house they should set rules that they wish to follow during their marriage. The husband says:
''I will not have to be back at any specififc time and I don't expect you to nag me about it. I also expect that when I'm home there will be a nice dinner ready. I want to be able to hang out with my buddies without interuptions and be able to concentrate of my work or on relaxing without having a specific time to get home. Is there anything you want to say''
His wife looks at him calmly and says:
''Fine by me. But there will be sex here at 7:00, whether your here or not.''
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