10 Reasons You Know You Bought A bad Computer   Author:  62249  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/21/2004 3:20:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (598 times) 10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer 10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. 9. Its celebrity spokesman died back in 1983 8. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car. 7. Its slogan is "use at your own risk" 6. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long. 5. It comes with a 300 page book on what to do if the computer freezes 4. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?" 3. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!" 2. The only chip inside is a Frito. 1. It says "Designed for Windows ME" on it MC Bacon You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  62249 ( Click here ) Spring is coming